You've really managed to be the star of every social gathering. I appreciate all the hard work you've put it...you've been such a champ! Before the check engine light comes on I'm giving you a surprise 30 day vacation where there will be no alcohol whatsoever...I mean it... Not even vodka. Don't worry, you and Tito's can catch up over Super Bowl.
You have a few travel mates: Stomach and Brain (They've been waiting very patiently for a sugar, grain, dairy, bean and soy-free challenge.) Get to know them as they will become your new BFF's and you will finally get the date of your dreams with Heart.
See ya in February. I'll miss you.